FTA Gigs — Leak Audit
500+ D2C accounts audited · India FOR BRANDS SPENDING ₹2L+/MO ON META
The ₹99 Leak Audit

The money isn't lost. It's leaking somewhere specific.

Forty minutes, live inside your real ad account. We name the leak, quantify it, and hand you a ranked fix list you keep.

Watch the first 90 seconds. If your ROAS moves daily with no clear reason, you'll recognise it.
₹499₹99Today
Run the audit on my account40–60 MIN LIVE · FIX LIST · RECORDING
View-only access Full refund, no questions
What we scan for4 known leaks
01

Auction crowding

Your own campaigns bidding against each other, inflating your CPM.

02

Campaign self-cannibalisation

Budget chasing the ad set that reports best, not the one that sells.

03

Fatigue misread as creative

New creative every week. The audience was the problem all along.

04

Broken optimisation signal

Pixel firing wrong events. Meta optimises toward the wrong buyer.

FormatLive on Google Meet
Duration40–60 minutes
You keepFix list + full recording
Quick check

How many of these are true this month?

Your ROAS swings from 4x to 1.8x and back, with nothing changed.

You raised budget and performance got worse, not better.

Meta reports more purchases than Shopify actually recorded.

Your agency's reports look fine, but the bank account disagrees.

Two or more? You have an active leak.

That's not a sales line — it's what shows up in nearly every account we open. The question isn't whether. It's which one, and what it costs you per month.
The offer, in full

What ₹99 buys.

No upsell required · no obligation after

A live audit inside your real account

Your campaigns, your Shopify data, your pixel — line by line, on a call with you.

40–60 min

The leak, named and quantified

Not "tighten your targeting." The specific mechanism, and what it's costing monthly.

On the call

A ranked fix list

Ordered by cost, written so your team or your agency can execute it the same day.

Yours to keep

The full recording

Rewatch any finding. Send it to your agency and ask why it wasn't caught.

Yours to keep
Today₹499₹99

Why is a real audit only ₹99?

Because ₹99 isn't the price of the work — it's a filter. Free audits fill the calendar with people who were never going to fix anything. ₹99 is small enough that it costs you nothing to find out, and large enough that only serious founders book. There's no hidden second step. The fix list is yours regardless.

Book my audit — ₹99PICK YOUR SLOT RIGHT AFTER PAYMENT
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In their own words

Founders who took the audit.

500+ D2C accounts audited across India

"Two campaigns were bidding on the same audience for months. Nobody caught it — including us."

Ankit MehraSKINCARE D2C
₹2.4L/mo
recovered

"We'd been blaming creative fatigue for six months. It was the audience the whole time."

Shreya NambiarAPPAREL D2C
1.9x → 3.2x
ROAS

"The pixel was firing on the wrong event. Meta had been optimising toward the wrong buyer."

Rajat KhannaNUTRITION D2C
₹1.7L/mo
recovered
After the call

Sent the recording to my media buyer the same evening. He'd been running the overlap for four months without realising.

Vikram SethiHOME & KITCHEN

Expected a sales call for ₹99. Got forty minutes of someone actually going through my account line by line.

Meera IyerJEWELLERY D2C

The fix list was ranked by cost. We did the top two that week and stopped there — that was enough.

Karan DesaiFOOTWEAR D2C

Turned out our best-reporting campaign was the one quietly eating the others. Not what I expected to hear.

Aditi RaoBEAUTY D2C

SHARED WITH PERMISSION · RESULTS VARY BY ACCOUNT

Find what's leaking in mine40–60 MIN LIVE AUDIT · ₹99
After you pay

Three steps. No sales process.

STEP 01

Pay ₹99, pick your slot

Booking calendar opens the moment payment clears. No form, no waiting for a reply.

~2 minutes
STEP 02

We open the account together

Live on Google Meet, inside your real Ads Manager and Shopify. We talk through findings as we find them — in plain language.

40–60 minutes
STEP 03

You leave with the fix list

Ranked by cost, written for whoever runs your ads. Plus the recording.

Same day

Your account stays exactly as you left it. View-only access, only with your permission, only for the call. Nothing is changed or paused without you doing it yourself on screen.

Still deciding

The honest answers.

Partly, and it's worth being straight about it. Some founders who take the audit go on to work with us — that's why we run them. What doesn't happen is a pitch replacing the audit. You get the full 40–60 minutes on your account, and the fix list is yours either way. If the leak is something you can fix in an afternoon, we'll tell you that.

You get your ₹99 back and confirmation that your account is clean — worth knowing before you scale. It's rare: accounts at ₹2L+/mo have enough moving parts that something is usually misaligned. But "we found nothing" is a real outcome and it comes with a refund.

Only if you want it to be. Plenty of founders forward the recording straight to their agency — an independent second opinion, not a replacement. A good agency will be glad someone caught it. If yours reacts badly to an outside audit, that's information too.

View-only access to Meta Ads Manager, ideally a look at Shopify analytics. Granted by you, for the call, revocable the second it ends. We don't change or pause anything — if something needs adjusting, you do it on screen while we talk it through.

Probably not yet, and we'd rather say so. Below roughly ₹2L/mo there isn't enough data for these leaks to show up clearly — you'd be paying for a call that concludes "keep going." Come back when the patterns are readable.

Refunded if we find nothing

You'll spend the ₹99 either way. One version tells you where it's going.

Forty minutes inside your real account, the leak named and quantified, and a ranked fix list you keep.

IF YES

You know what's leaking by this time tomorrow, and have a list you can act on with or without us.

IF NO

Nothing changes. The leak keeps running, and you find it eventually — after a few more months of paying for it.

COST

₹99, refundable. Roughly what your account spends while you read this page.

₹499₹99Today
Run the audit on my account40–60 MIN LIVE · FIX LIST · RECORDING
View-only access Full refund, no questions No obligation after
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